It says it above but I’ll say it again. Welcome! To my stupid cow-themed blog. Don’t worry, it’s not really a cow themed blog. You won’t be force-fed pictures of me hanging out with cows, milking them for a laugh or riding them to victory in the local cow derby. You probably won’t even see any pictures of me hanging out with them in the pub, and believe me, I’ve hung out with some right cows down the pub.